Facebook Fridays

My plan for Facebook (FB) Fridays is to post some of my brother's status updates. I find them entertaining, I hope that you do to.

Here is a sample ....

was told "being on the 6 o'clock news for 2 seconds was no big deal, so you can stop telling people about it". I told them "Hey, I'm from the south, I was not talking about my trailer- talkin about knockin' up my cousin- or talkin about my pet raccoon, so it was a big deal".

July 20 at 1:11pm

doesn't think driving the truck at work is all bad,( I get to listen to sports radio- see the faces he talks to), but to run out of gas before I get to the end of the parking lot less than 25 yards from where I started, means the stupid, stupid rat creature coasted in on fumes after passing 3 gas stations on the way back to the store on friday. Then he gave a generic reason for not getting any gas, what a shmuck.

June 15 at 2:43pm · Comment · Like

and here are the comments
at 7:00pm June 15

(brother) It took me till the fourth gas station to find a gas can, in that amount of time I could have been at my first stop with teh equipment they were waiting on. No we can't dock him, but I did take the ashtray out of the truck cause he is not supposed to smoke in the company vehicle anyway. I've told him twice not to smoke in there and so has E.

(friend A of brother) at 4:04am June 16

this sounds so familiar. we had a guy claim he couldn't get the gas cap off. He wanted to come back and go home. At the end of his career with us he totaled the truck on i-77. Quit on the spot didn't go to the hospital after going through the window and refuse the drug test. I figure he thought he melted through the window

(Dad) at 2:04pm June 16

Oooops, my comment is down three headings (check under BS). See I knew I'd screw it up.

(Dad's post from cousin BS page. at 1:59pm June 16)

I think that the word "shmuck" should be the next word that Dr. GoodWord defines.

(Sister) at 2:44pm June 16

Thanks for adding to the laughs Dad! (see above comment) :)
I wonder how many people reading BS's page are totally confused by your comment. I guess we shouldn't tell you that you can delete anything that you have posted if you mess up.....oops, I guess I just did.

(Brother) at 3:00pm June 16

there is no way to remove your posts, don't listen to (Sister)

(Brother) at 3:08pm June 16

stupid, stupid rat creature can't complain about a gas cap, I left it at a gas station one day, 2 weeks after we bought it. I walked in the door and threw 5 bucks on the counter. when asked what it was for, Ed couldn't stop laughing.